i want a dog so bad, i thought i might go text my ex

y'all get dumped once and decide that's going to be your entire personality now.

myxer was created because we all all sick of you talking about your ex. don't you want to wake up someday and identify yourself as anything besides someone's ex?

Hi, I'm Adam, the creator of myxer. Please, do the world a favor, share all of you anecdotes about your ex right here, and leave the rest of us alone!